Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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