I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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