i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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