Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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