you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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