Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My friends, they love my intelligence
so that wasnt chicken after all
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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