nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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