i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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