she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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