my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I think i got beer on your cat.
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