so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
