i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
