Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
