Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Found the puke drawer
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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