Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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