Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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