I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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