before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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