Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Come share oat with me in your robe
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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