i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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