Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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