He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
