Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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