I like my sex mixed with concussions.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
