So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
