Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just blew my weed a kiss
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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