i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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