Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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