...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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