thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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