Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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