it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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