Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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