Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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