Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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