Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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