They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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