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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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(440): View more from Ohio

Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it

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fair is fair

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(317): View more from Indiana

I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.

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(949): View more from California

You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol

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(443): View more from Maryland

so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him

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