Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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