Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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