So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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