there's paper in my vomit.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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