i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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