yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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