I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We have so much sex to catch up on
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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