good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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