I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
this hospital has no fireball
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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