I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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