is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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