Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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