it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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