i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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