Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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