Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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