I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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