You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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